Anslinger: The Original Captain Buzzkill
Written by L. L Huang
Anslinger: The Original Captain Buzzkill
Written by L. L Huang
Young Anslinger, up and coming racist
He later made it to Bond villain status
Sometimes, when you look at someone's face for the first time, you can just tell. Instinctively. It's like we have a specialised defence mechanism, buried deep in our ancient brain, warning us that this human being stood in front of you has a high chance of being a proper nobhead.
Dude in question has got one of those faces. Slighty cocked eyes, flappy jowels and a permanent sneer. A curled moustache wouldn't look out of place on him.
Curled moustaches always look out of place. On everyone. Except Snoop Dogg (more on him later).
This is Harry. J. Anslinger, the mastermind behind the criminalisation of cannabis, and the O.G when it comes to flappy lip politics.
A person's mouth can be moving, but if the sounds that come out of it are a) jarringly profane b) nonsensical or c) for pure self-gain, then that is flappy lipped person.
Harry ticked off at least two of those.